19
Feb
Last night, in one of my dreams, I dreamt that I accidentally consumed a fungus infested pizza. Apparently my family and I were gloating over how having a fridge had changed our lives and how we could store pizza without it going bad. Irony.
In another dream, I saw through the eyes of a woman with amnesia who had just discovered that her husband had passed away. While going through his belongings she discovered a name. Suddenly she’s transported to an office (presumably her’s or maybe her husband’s) which looks a lot like the high-tech offices in 24. As she starts typing that name inside the terminal of the computer, an automatic flag is raised elsewhere. And in total philmy ishtyle, a dude in a suit wearing dark shades enters the office minutes later with a gun in his hand.
He says,”I knew you didn’t have any amnesia or anything. You were just following up on your husband’s research. Now I’m gonna send you to the same place I sent him”.
Enter bald kid whose name was being searched in the first place. Baldy girl obviously has super powers and touches the guy’s arm and convinces him to shoot himself instead (ala X-Men me wolverine ki girlfriend). While making her exit she says something along the lines of, “You have no idea what it feels like to NEVER get tired, never sleep and never be able to get pregnant”.
Yes, I know.
0_o.
15
Feb
I dreamt of flight last night. It wasn’t the shooting through the clouds kind of dream, but atleast I was flying/floating over short distances.
Baby steps 
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I was in some sort of a fair where people were selling different kinds of things. I was flying over tents , one tent to another. Never flying too high, but still so fun and liberating. I was searching for something. Or someone? I think at one stall I stopped and asked where I could go to get a facial re-constructive surgery. The stall ladies were very kind and started laughing and told me that I was rather good looking to get plastic surgery. Nevertheless they pointed me to some super expensive doctor’s tent. Weird. Seems I’m so low on self-confidence that I need someone in my dreams to make me feel better about myself, haha.
I then flew away again. Flying wasn’t that easy though. If I tried really hard, I’d merely fall back to the ground. I had to try just the right amount to be able to fly. Soon I was inside the compartment of a train/stairway (the place kept on switching between the two).I was with my Indore friends and showing them my flying skills. But just for fun, I was making them think that it was some sort of a trick. They tried to copy in vain and even searched for wires above my head .
14
Feb
You know how I never dream about flying? Well, last night’s (rather this morning’s…because I was woken up temporarily by Chinese New Year drums at 8am in the morning…gah!) dream was as close to a dream of flight as I can possibly get.
I was flying a Boeing 747! Me! And my co-pilot and cabin crew were my friends! Like the ones I have in real life.
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Yeah, so we pretty much went nuts in the cockpit. We were supposed to land, but instead we were doing all sortsa silly stunts like flying just inches above highways, scaring oncoming cars and pulling up at impossible angles. Sometimes there’d be power lines overhead so we’d have to cut across lanes and find an opening to shoot up into the sky again.
Soon, we came to the part about landing at Changi airport. Apparently we were landing from the wrong side and we knew our air traffic controller would be pretty pissed. Moreover there was the chance of colliding into other planes landing from that other side. And not to mention helicopters (there were many 0_o).
I proceeded to land anyway, but something very weird happened when I did. The runway didn’t look like Changi airport at all. It looked more like an aircraft carrier at sea. I called the air traffic controller and she instructed me to turn left and land through a doorway. Weird huh? Soon the plane shrunk to nothing more than a small paper airplane and we had effectively landed in some sort of restaurant. Brown wooden hues all around.
And then the stupid CNY drums started beating again outside.
7
Feb
I dreamt I was on a mission of sorts and after infiltrating a base, I was captured by the Illusive Man, or rather Martin Sheen. Martin wanted me to betray my teammates, but somehow I managed to change the conversation to something else. Soon after we got into a fist fight when he caught me trying to warn my teammates on my iPhone.
Anyway, the rest of the dream was rather hazy. Apparently I was helping him smuggle goods from one planet to another. Surprise, surprise…I was doing a packing list for the goods, pellet and all!! Bahahaha, work stuff and Mass Effect ganged up on me to make for a crappyish dream 
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In the last portion of my dream, I saw a girl I knew from NTU, sitting at a bar, sipping on something and then telling me and someone else about applying to Emerson. What was really weird, were the enormously long masses of hair she had on her shoulders 0_o.
31
Jan
Is it a surprise that I’d have a Mass Effect dream? About fucking time actually. But no, unfortunately,there were no blue skinned asari love interests. Instead it started out initially with me killing a bunch of Krogan warlords. I vaguely remember something about a spaceship (we had to stop a spaceship from landing? Or something?).
Anyway,somewhere in the middle of the dream, I was transported to rural India (ala Ishqiya,but more like Omkara) where I was plotting some sort of evil deed with my partner in crime. Forgot who she was though. We were packing pistols by the bucket loads. I even broke a stupid shotgun while cocking it. As we were trying to find out which way to go, some of the lecherous laffanga villagers pointed out that there was an underground passage underneath the bungalow we were in.
Next thing I know, partner and I are inside the underground passage and we’re back in the Mass Effect universe. We’re being attacked by hordes of people too.Partner foolishly decides to go head on into the oncoming enemies while I stay in cover and keep firing. Eventually she gets engulfed and possibly killed, while the remainder of the horde keeps advancing. As they draw closer, I realise what an uber weirdass dream this is turning out to be…
The horde is actually a horde of uncles. Wearing space armour.Black space armour.
Hilarity (in dream retrospect) ensues as I freeze time Mass Effect style and perform karate chops and bitch slaps on multiple uncles. Uncles remain unfazed in their determination to overrun me and keep advancing. More time slowing and more kicks and slaps follow. Eventually I decide to start tripping them. Slow motion mei ofcourse. And after tripping them, I quite literally hop across their chests, making their hearts stop one by one. Uncles laughed their way to death.
0_o
Monday morning dreams are truly fucked up.
12
Jan
Better write this down while it’s fresh. Be prepared for loads of grammatical errors and repetitive sentences.
I dreamt of a rolling mall in Singapore last night. It was probably one of the more surreal and bizarre dreams I’ve had in a while. Right in the middle of my SATs (yes, more lulz), Singapore decides to launch its first mall that can actually move, much like the wheel of a Ferris wheel.So imagine this large Ferris wheel like structure that rolls along the ground but is very organic and jelly-like.
In the dream, I give my SATs and then ask Sohpie about the mall. Apparently, just before the SATs, early in the morning, she and Alcas had checked out all the latest attractions in Singapore, the mall being one of them. Inside the mall were people dressed weirdly in black and pink attire and sporting tattoos. Another LEAP fella,D-Long was in charge of doing acrobatics inside the mall which actually caused it to roll forwards and backwards!
So weird. Anyway…the mall itself was gorgeous. And it was apparently a huge hit too because I saw a lot of people I know inside. Many NTUites, even a special cameo from Poonam aunty! Apart from the unique architecture of the mall, the view through its windows was something rather awesome as well because the scenery kept on changing as the mall rolled from one place to another. I remember exploring the mall, doing some acrobatics myself and running into people I know.
Also, somewhere during the rolling mall sequence, I was transported back to the exam hall where I was supposed to finish my SAT II. I realized during the dream that it was in fact a dream and even mused that I still dreamt about examinations even after starting work. Within the dream itself. And despite having such an epiphany within my dream…I completed the exam anyway, har har har.
28
Dec