10
Apr
Last night I got piss drunk.
Puked multiple times.
And before passing out, set out on path of self-destruction.
But the dreams I had were weirder than reality.
As always.
The dream started off with some guy asking to rent adult videos. I pointed out that the TV had an option for adult shows. We started watching one Japanese adult movie. It was a vampire show and began with rugged, topless, punk looking vampire chicks and dudes injecting themselves with vials of blood in some abandoned gas station in the middle of the desert.
Soon I was inside the show as well…as a vampire. Just as we were about to leave, a portal opened and out spilled a whole legion of holy warriors, completely covered in golden armour, who looked like they had just fought for the crusades or something. It was simple. They had come to annihilate us. I ran for my life. And I was chased by them.
I entered an abandoned house. It was daylight outside by now. They kept chasing up this huge mansion like house. After a point I quietly sneaked to another parallel staircase and started climbing down. This whole sequence was very tense and seemed never ending. Finally I made my way outside, leaving the crusaders to search for me inside the house.
Outside it had started to rain so there wasn’t any direct sunlight. I ran around searching for shelter from the brightness. Weirdly enough I found myself riding on an office chair. I rode to a nearby store where some black dudes gave me shelter in exchange for the office chair. We were back in movie mode now. As I passed out inside my dream again, as a vampire and an observer, I asked them to turn off the lights and said to them ,”I’ve seen this movie before. You’re gonna give me guns now.”
I woke up inside my dream into another dream.
In this dream I was in someone’s home. And one of their two dogs had recently passed away. I could hear a lot of weeping from outside. Then to my surprise it was actually a Tibetan Terrier that was weeping like a human. He snuck his head through the door. Our eyes met. He was literally weeping tears and sounded like an old woman crying. I gestured him to come in. He did. I hugged him and started wiping his tears away.
I don’t remember much after that.
Today’s gonna be a super weird day for sure. I must begin the process of damage control now. But first…some hydration.
12
Jan
Better write this down while it’s fresh. Be prepared for loads of grammatical errors and repetitive sentences.
I dreamt of a rolling mall in Singapore last night. It was probably one of the more surreal and bizarre dreams I’ve had in a while. Right in the middle of my SATs (yes, more lulz), Singapore decides to launch its first mall that can actually move, much like the wheel of a Ferris wheel.So imagine this large Ferris wheel like structure that rolls along the ground but is very organic and jelly-like.
In the dream, I give my SATs and then ask Sohpie about the mall. Apparently, just before the SATs, early in the morning, she and Alcas had checked out all the latest attractions in Singapore, the mall being one of them. Inside the mall were people dressed weirdly in black and pink attire and sporting tattoos. Another LEAP fella,D-Long was in charge of doing acrobatics inside the mall which actually caused it to roll forwards and backwards!
So weird. Anyway…the mall itself was gorgeous. And it was apparently a huge hit too because I saw a lot of people I know inside. Many NTUites, even a special cameo from Poonam aunty! Apart from the unique architecture of the mall, the view through its windows was something rather awesome as well because the scenery kept on changing as the mall rolled from one place to another. I remember exploring the mall, doing some acrobatics myself and running into people I know.
Also, somewhere during the rolling mall sequence, I was transported back to the exam hall where I was supposed to finish my SAT II. I realized during the dream that it was in fact a dream and even mused that I still dreamt about examinations even after starting work. Within the dream itself. And despite having such an epiphany within my dream…I completed the exam anyway, har har har.