Last night I dreamt about Steve Jobs.
The dream started with me inside some kind of dungeon with zombies inside. Clearly this was a homage to my relentless hours of playing Diablo & Dead Rising. Me and Shanty were killing zombies inside the dungeon (which kinda looked like the Sewers from Upper Kurast in Diablo 2 with a much bluer tint:
While killing one of the zombies, one of the rooms inside the sewers was about to be shut (apparently there was a time limit to killing zombies). There was an old lady fighting with the zombies so we tried to keep the door open with crowbars to allow her to escape.
But in doing so, we had ‘violated the rules’. So as Shanty and I went back to our living quarters inside the sewers, Steve Jobs and some hulking mutant thing with a giant crane hook appeared and started killing all the people who had violated the rules. I told Shanty to keep his mouth shut as the mutant thing smashed the old lady’s head into a bloody pulp of nothingness. But Shanty being Shanty decided to poke fun at Steve Jobs and started calling him “Kumar Sanu” (lol!). This pissed off Steve Jobs to no ends and he decided to turn his murderous attention towards us.
Kumar Sanu
We ran for our lives as Kumar Sanu…I mean Steve Jobs followed in pursuit. At some point, Steve Jobs was surrounded by a lot of synthesizers and he was playing some God awful electronic music that was shooting beams of electricity everywhere, in an attempt to kill us.
I am forgetting what happened in the middle, but eventually Steve Jobs caught us. He took us to some beach and strapped parachutes onto us. Then signalled some aeroplane to come and hoist us off the beach, much like The Dark Knight.
So off we went, into the air.
After a while the plane let go and we were just flying around in our parachutes. It was pretty damn awesome, as we were weaving through buildings and shit. I slammed into a few buildings but wasn’t hurt. We flew over highways and traffic lights, as the strong wind carried us at great speeds.
After a while my parachute tore and we had to land. Shanty was pissed because he said we had flown too far. I opened my iPhone to see where we were. We were in some country just outside Singapore. In fact we were on top of some cliff which was overlooking Singapore.
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