12
Aug
Last night’s dream was uber fucked up for so many reasons! First of all, it involved a lot of killing and bloodshed in a school where killing was legal (ala Battle Royale) and second of all, it was set in my second most favourite country-Japan.
I seem to forget where the dream began, but me and 2 other people, possibly Pari and Akshay, were in the corridor of the school (much like Vidyasagar, my high school) when some huge girl came to attack us. I am unclear as to why she was attacking us, but she wielded a yellow soft squishy ball and a pair of largeass scissors.
I think I grabbed her ball (the squishy stress reliever…erm…no puns) and threatened to throw it away if she didn’t back off. I was pointing one of those smallass plastic scissors at her. She refused to back off. So off went Mr. Squishy, over the ledge.
This pissed her off to no ends and she lunged at the person behind me with her scissors. I managed to get my left hand in the way, which she promptly stabbed. I then elbowed her in the face and took her hand and made her stab herself.
At that moment, we heard a lot of students heading our way, just around the corner. I took the bloodied scissors out of her stomach and me and the 2 others went and hid in the nearest classroom. I watched through the window, squatting down, as all the students passed by, all the while cleaning the scissors with a towel.
After a while, some students entered our class.
We got really scared. But the kids didn’t care that we were crouching near the windows. They began to sit down in their seats. We did the same. A teacher walked in, and from the look of things, he was a scary ass one.
He asked us to open some assignment that no one seemed to have done (something to do with making a watch). Only 2-3 people had done it. He called the first student. The student produced his right hand with the watch strapped on. The teacher promptly took out a meat cleaver and chopped his hand off. He called the second student and chopped that fellow’s fingers off. I joked to my friend that it was a fucking great call on his part for having chosen the seats riiight in the front of class. He sniggered.
Later on some guy came up from behind and tried to grope me privates (why??). I took his arm and hurled him over my shoulder. Teacher asked what the fuck was going on. I explained. The guy seemed deeply sorry for having done so (genuinely). Weird.
After that episode, I suddenly realized that I had slipped out of class for some reason and was accompanying an old lady to her home. She was telling me about her daughter and how excited her daughter would be to see me. No clue who these people are btw, but in the dream I had met them a long time ago it seems.
We reached her home and her daughter came to greet us. She was very lovely and in the dream, we instantly had a crush on each other. We joked and talked for a while and she asked me to accompany her to the mall. On the way there, I realized that I had skipped class and that I needed to go back (lest I wanted to get murdered).
I told her to wait for me, and if I didn’t return in 2 hours, to call the police (yes, dream logic loophole). I went back to school and was searching for the teacher. Serial groper informed me that he had gone back to his quarters. As I searched for his quarters, some other teacher saw me and called me back to his house. I was scared that I was gonna get attacked so I kept my guard up.
That’s when my alarm went off and thank fucking God it did.
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