19

Feb

by Ranajay

Last night, in one of my dreams, I dreamt that I accidentally consumed a fungus infested pizza. Apparently my family and I were gloating over how having a fridge had changed our lives and how we could store pizza without it going bad. Irony.

In another dream, I saw through the eyes of a woman with amnesia who had just discovered that her husband had passed away. While going through his belongings she discovered a name. Suddenly she’s transported to an office (presumably her’s or maybe her husband’s) which looks a lot like the high-tech offices in 24. As she starts typing that name inside the terminal of the computer, an automatic flag is raised elsewhere. And in total philmy ishtyle, a dude in a suit wearing dark shades enters the office minutes later with a gun in his hand.

He says,”I knew you didn’t have any amnesia or anything. You were just following up on your husband’s research. Now I’m gonna send you to the same place I sent him”.

Enter bald kid whose name was being searched in the first place. Baldy girl obviously has super powers and touches the guy’s arm and convinces him to shoot himself instead (ala X-Men me wolverine ki girlfriend). While making her exit she says something along the lines of, “You have no idea what it feels like to NEVER get tired, never sleep and never be able to get pregnant”.

Yes, I know.

0_o.

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