14
Feb
You know how I never dream about flying? Well, last night’s (rather this morning’s…because I was woken up temporarily by Chinese New Year drums at 8am in the morning…gah!) dream was as close to a dream of flight as I can possibly get.
I was flying a Boeing 747! Me! And my co-pilot and cabin crew were my friends! Like the ones I have in real life.
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Yeah, so we pretty much went nuts in the cockpit. We were supposed to land, but instead we were doing all sortsa silly stunts like flying just inches above highways, scaring oncoming cars and pulling up at impossible angles. Sometimes there’d be power lines overhead so we’d have to cut across lanes and find an opening to shoot up into the sky again.
Soon, we came to the part about landing at Changi airport. Apparently we were landing from the wrong side and we knew our air traffic controller would be pretty pissed. Moreover there was the chance of colliding into other planes landing from that other side. And not to mention helicopters (there were many 0_o).
I proceeded to land anyway, but something very weird happened when I did. The runway didn’t look like Changi airport at all. It looked more like an aircraft carrier at sea. I called the air traffic controller and she instructed me to turn left and land through a doorway. Weird huh? Soon the plane shrunk to nothing more than a small paper airplane and we had effectively landed in some sort of restaurant. Brown wooden hues all around.
And then the stupid CNY drums started beating again outside.
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