26
Feb
Last night I dreamt that I had gotten extremely drunk and completely blacked out and forgotten what had happened the night before.
I was out with Shanty and Pari when they told me that I had apparently hooked up with some girls the night before. While we were walking we actually ran into the girls from last night but I didn’t remember any of them. One of them quickly approached me and asked me why I was looking at her as if I’d never met her. I confessed that I had no recollection of the night before. Or of her. She laughed and put her hand in mine and we started walking.
She was really pretty, a lot prettier than her friends. She said her name was Shweta (I think). We started talking about random things. It felt very nice. And strangely warm. After a while I think I realized that I was carrying a pet dog on my shoulders while holding her hand. The dog was a white furry one. Really cute.
We were walking at some weird place, I can’t say where…but it had something to do with SMRT (weird dream logic). It was kinda like a path/walkway through a park, only not at ground level. I put the dog down and he ran away somewhere. We followed him and soon came to a place with another dog there. Only this one was a labrador and was dead. There was a branch protruding through the dead dog’s stomach. I quickly picked up our little white dog and we started to go away.
Anyway, it was a super pleasant dream up until we came across the dead dog. I remember I had woken up in the middle of the night and actually typed out some shit on notepad so that I didn’t forget the dream. Unfortunately, I did forget. Because I wrote down the words “spider” , “clown” & “ate sushi for 7 days” and I can’t remember either of these now.
*Sigh*
19
Feb
Last night, in one of my dreams, I dreamt that I accidentally consumed a fungus infested pizza. Apparently my family and I were gloating over how having a fridge had changed our lives and how we could store pizza without it going bad. Irony.
In another dream, I saw through the eyes of a woman with amnesia who had just discovered that her husband had passed away. While going through his belongings she discovered a name. Suddenly she’s transported to an office (presumably her’s or maybe her husband’s) which looks a lot like the high-tech offices in 24. As she starts typing that name inside the terminal of the computer, an automatic flag is raised elsewhere. And in total philmy ishtyle, a dude in a suit wearing dark shades enters the office minutes later with a gun in his hand.
He says,”I knew you didn’t have any amnesia or anything. You were just following up on your husband’s research. Now I’m gonna send you to the same place I sent him”.
Enter bald kid whose name was being searched in the first place. Baldy girl obviously has super powers and touches the guy’s arm and convinces him to shoot himself instead (ala X-Men me wolverine ki girlfriend). While making her exit she says something along the lines of, “You have no idea what it feels like to NEVER get tired, never sleep and never be able to get pregnant”.
Yes, I know.
0_o.
15
Feb
I dreamt of flight last night. It wasn’t the shooting through the clouds kind of dream, but atleast I was flying/floating over short distances.
Baby steps 
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I was in some sort of a fair where people were selling different kinds of things. I was flying over tents , one tent to another. Never flying too high, but still so fun and liberating. I was searching for something. Or someone? I think at one stall I stopped and asked where I could go to get a facial re-constructive surgery. The stall ladies were very kind and started laughing and told me that I was rather good looking to get plastic surgery. Nevertheless they pointed me to some super expensive doctor’s tent. Weird. Seems I’m so low on self-confidence that I need someone in my dreams to make me feel better about myself, haha.
I then flew away again. Flying wasn’t that easy though. If I tried really hard, I’d merely fall back to the ground. I had to try just the right amount to be able to fly. Soon I was inside the compartment of a train/stairway (the place kept on switching between the two).I was with my Indore friends and showing them my flying skills. But just for fun, I was making them think that it was some sort of a trick. They tried to copy in vain and even searched for wires above my head .
14
Feb
You know how I never dream about flying? Well, last night’s (rather this morning’s…because I was woken up temporarily by Chinese New Year drums at 8am in the morning…gah!) dream was as close to a dream of flight as I can possibly get.
I was flying a Boeing 747! Me! And my co-pilot and cabin crew were my friends! Like the ones I have in real life.
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Yeah, so we pretty much went nuts in the cockpit. We were supposed to land, but instead we were doing all sortsa silly stunts like flying just inches above highways, scaring oncoming cars and pulling up at impossible angles. Sometimes there’d be power lines overhead so we’d have to cut across lanes and find an opening to shoot up into the sky again.
Soon, we came to the part about landing at Changi airport. Apparently we were landing from the wrong side and we knew our air traffic controller would be pretty pissed. Moreover there was the chance of colliding into other planes landing from that other side. And not to mention helicopters (there were many 0_o).
I proceeded to land anyway, but something very weird happened when I did. The runway didn’t look like Changi airport at all. It looked more like an aircraft carrier at sea. I called the air traffic controller and she instructed me to turn left and land through a doorway. Weird huh? Soon the plane shrunk to nothing more than a small paper airplane and we had effectively landed in some sort of restaurant. Brown wooden hues all around.
And then the stupid CNY drums started beating again outside.
7
Feb
I dreamt I was on a mission of sorts and after infiltrating a base, I was captured by the Illusive Man, or rather Martin Sheen. Martin wanted me to betray my teammates, but somehow I managed to change the conversation to something else. Soon after we got into a fist fight when he caught me trying to warn my teammates on my iPhone.
Anyway, the rest of the dream was rather hazy. Apparently I was helping him smuggle goods from one planet to another. Surprise, surprise…I was doing a packing list for the goods, pellet and all!! Bahahaha, work stuff and Mass Effect ganged up on me to make for a crappyish dream 
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In the last portion of my dream, I saw a girl I knew from NTU, sitting at a bar, sipping on something and then telling me and someone else about applying to Emerson. What was really weird, were the enormously long masses of hair she had on her shoulders 0_o.
3
Feb
It’s day 3 of my quit smoking initiative and already I’m having dreams of craving. Last night I dreamt that I lit one up unconsciously and after smoking half of it, realized that I was supposed to have quit!
Other crap also transpired in the following dreams. Unrelated. Irrelevant. R rated.