31
Jan
Is it a surprise that I’d have a Mass Effect dream? About fucking time actually. But no, unfortunately,there were no blue skinned asari love interests. Instead it started out initially with me killing a bunch of Krogan warlords. I vaguely remember something about a spaceship (we had to stop a spaceship from landing? Or something?).
Anyway,somewhere in the middle of the dream, I was transported to rural India (ala Ishqiya,but more like Omkara) where I was plotting some sort of evil deed with my partner in crime. Forgot who she was though. We were packing pistols by the bucket loads. I even broke a stupid shotgun while cocking it. As we were trying to find out which way to go, some of the lecherous laffanga villagers pointed out that there was an underground passage underneath the bungalow we were in.
Next thing I know, partner and I are inside the underground passage and we’re back in the Mass Effect universe. We’re being attacked by hordes of people too.Partner foolishly decides to go head on into the oncoming enemies while I stay in cover and keep firing. Eventually she gets engulfed and possibly killed, while the remainder of the horde keeps advancing. As they draw closer, I realise what an uber weirdass dream this is turning out to be…
The horde is actually a horde of uncles. Wearing space armour.Black space armour.
Hilarity (in dream retrospect) ensues as I freeze time Mass Effect style and perform karate chops and bitch slaps on multiple uncles. Uncles remain unfazed in their determination to overrun me and keep advancing. More time slowing and more kicks and slaps follow. Eventually I decide to start tripping them. Slow motion mei ofcourse. And after tripping them, I quite literally hop across their chests, making their hearts stop one by one. Uncles laughed their way to death.
0_o
Monday morning dreams are truly fucked up.
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