31
Jan
Is it a surprise that I’d have a Mass Effect dream? About fucking time actually. But no, unfortunately,there were no blue skinned asari love interests. Instead it started out initially with me killing a bunch of Krogan warlords. I vaguely remember something about a spaceship (we had to stop a spaceship from landing? Or something?).
Anyway,somewhere in the middle of the dream, I was transported to rural India (ala Ishqiya,but more like Omkara) where I was plotting some sort of evil deed with my partner in crime. Forgot who she was though. We were packing pistols by the bucket loads. I even broke a stupid shotgun while cocking it. As we were trying to find out which way to go, some of the lecherous laffanga villagers pointed out that there was an underground passage underneath the bungalow we were in.
Next thing I know, partner and I are inside the underground passage and we’re back in the Mass Effect universe. We’re being attacked by hordes of people too.Partner foolishly decides to go head on into the oncoming enemies while I stay in cover and keep firing. Eventually she gets engulfed and possibly killed, while the remainder of the horde keeps advancing. As they draw closer, I realise what an uber weirdass dream this is turning out to be…
The horde is actually a horde of uncles. Wearing space armour.Black space armour.
Hilarity (in dream retrospect) ensues as I freeze time Mass Effect style and perform karate chops and bitch slaps on multiple uncles. Uncles remain unfazed in their determination to overrun me and keep advancing. More time slowing and more kicks and slaps follow. Eventually I decide to start tripping them. Slow motion mei ofcourse. And after tripping them, I quite literally hop across their chests, making their hearts stop one by one. Uncles laughed their way to death.
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Monday morning dreams are truly fucked up.
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Jan
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Jan
Better write this down while it’s fresh. Be prepared for loads of grammatical errors and repetitive sentences.
I dreamt of a rolling mall in Singapore last night. It was probably one of the more surreal and bizarre dreams I’ve had in a while. Right in the middle of my SATs (yes, more lulz), Singapore decides to launch its first mall that can actually move, much like the wheel of a Ferris wheel.So imagine this large Ferris wheel like structure that rolls along the ground but is very organic and jelly-like.
In the dream, I give my SATs and then ask Sohpie about the mall. Apparently, just before the SATs, early in the morning, she and Alcas had checked out all the latest attractions in Singapore, the mall being one of them. Inside the mall were people dressed weirdly in black and pink attire and sporting tattoos. Another LEAP fella,D-Long was in charge of doing acrobatics inside the mall which actually caused it to roll forwards and backwards!
So weird. Anyway…the mall itself was gorgeous. And it was apparently a huge hit too because I saw a lot of people I know inside. Many NTUites, even a special cameo from Poonam aunty! Apart from the unique architecture of the mall, the view through its windows was something rather awesome as well because the scenery kept on changing as the mall rolled from one place to another. I remember exploring the mall, doing some acrobatics myself and running into people I know.
Also, somewhere during the rolling mall sequence, I was transported back to the exam hall where I was supposed to finish my SAT II. I realized during the dream that it was in fact a dream and even mused that I still dreamt about examinations even after starting work. Within the dream itself. And despite having such an epiphany within my dream…I completed the exam anyway, har har har.